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MAY 18, 1861.] HARPER'S WEEKLY. 307 (Previous Page) pusillanimous, if not treacherous, by eager writers, who, by an impotent defiance of danger would have secured the defeat of the good cause. Yet had he of all men given no proof of fidelity to the Government ? Was he the first to be suspected of disloyalty to our system (or doubt of its power)—he who of all statesmen in the land, from his entrance into public life thirty-six years ago, has maintained a cheerful and unshrinking faith of the mind, not of the mouth, in the principle of popular government ? Last week we were speaking of his letter to Governor Hicks. Look at that again for one moment. The chance was, and every body knew it, that Washington would be captured. If it had been so the President and his cabinet would easily have been taken. Now if the head of the cabinet had written a truculent letter of defiance to Governor Hicks, and, as it was then fair to suppose, the capital of the country and the officers of the Government had been captured by the rebels, there is not a Government in the world that would not have felt that the Government of the United States was ludicrously ignorant of its own power and position ; and they would have been inclined to say, and justly, this rebellion is very nearly a de facto government : or will presently become so, while such amusing and blustering ignorance rules the counsels of the regular Government. Would it have been wise in the Secretary of State to have fortified the position of the rebels so strongly as that ? And yet he and every body had good reason to believe that the curt letter which he was sneered at for not writing to Governor Hicks would have been such a fortification. The letter he did write was written from precisely the same general policy as that which he addressed to Mr. Dayton, and which is so warmly praised. If the country sees as clearly as the Secretary of State, how to do as well as what to do, we may be more cheerful than ever. In his last volume of the " History of England," lately published, Macaulay describes Lord Somers, the great Whig statesman of King William's day. Could there be a better portrait of the present Secretary of State ? "Preeminent among the ministerial Whigs was one in whom admirable vigor and quickness of intellect were united to a not less admirable moderation and urbanity, one who looked on past ages with the eye of a practical statesman, and on the events which were passing before him with the eye of a philosophical historian. It was not necessary for him to name himself. He could be none but Somers." HUMORS OF THE DAY.A COMPLETE DISGUISE.—An Englishman and Roman were walking through the galleries of the Vatican, where certain statues and pictures have been slightly clothed so as not to shock the minds of purists as fastidious as the late King of Naples, when the Englishman made some allusion in the course of conversation to the " naked Truth." "Excuse me, Sir," replied the Roman, half plaintively, "the Truth is no longer allowed to go naked in Rome—good care is taken that it shall be draped by a Cardinal." "OVER, FORK OVER."—The Times remarks that marriage is " a very highly pitched relation." Young Snobkins, who was in love with his cousin Euphemia, says that he was also a very highly pitched relation when he proposed marriage, for his indignant uncle threw him bang over the garden wall. DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WIT AND HUMOR. There has been so many thousand definitions of Wit and Humor that we do not offer the slightest apology for the following attempt to explain the difference between them. We have but little doubt that it will fully come up in merit and success to its numerous predecessors, the majority of which have been egregious failures. Humor is the art of saying happy things that have the effect of. making others happy; while Wit, and especially that grade of its that takes the form of Satire, is the art of saying smart things that are the cause of smarting in others. ' "BLESS HER DEAR SIDES."—The French have just launched another steel frigate, but our Admiralty are so slow with theirs that Britannia, in her leisure moments, will have plenty of time to sing, " Still, so gently o'er me steeling." A NEW FASHION.—We are continually being told that " Pride will have a fall," but we never could understand it. As Pride is never ashamed of showing her features, but on the contrary is rather proud of displaying them, being generally noted for the unabashed boldness of her countenance, we do not see the necessity why she should have a Fall, when it is very clear that she does not want one. Now, if it were Prudery, instead of Pride, we could the better appreciate the force of the meaning; for the Fall would of use to Prudery, to enable her to smirk and leer, and make pretenses of blushing behind it ; and we can only say, that the sooner Prudery does have a Fall, or in other words, takes the veil, the more highly we shall be pleased, for we are sure that no one ever wants to see her ugly face again. PRETTY PIGS.—The Pope, in his petticoats and white satin shoes, may be looked upon as somewhat of a female. There is another point of resemblance between his Holiness and the ladies. Both, on certain subjects, are alike deaf to reason. The obstinacy of the Pontiff relates to Faith, the pig-headedness of the fair sex regards Fashion. He will not concede secular Government nor surrender young Mortara; they refuse to give up Crinoline. To the demand of justice, common sense, and expediency, the Pope replies Non possumus; and when implored to relinquish a dangerous, inconvenient, and ridiculous mode of dress, so say the ladies. EXTRACT FROM A PRIVATE LETTER BY A CELEBRATED DRAMATIC CRITIC. In Paris Salons it is stated Scribe did not die—but was translated.
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Why is Sir Cresswell Cresswell like a railway accident? —Because he very often snaps the coupling chains, and separates the sleepers. C''EST LA MEME CHOSE.—Among the various columns in the Census returns, filled up on the 7th instant, was one requiring each person to specify whether he was "married" or "unmarried," and another in which all "blind" persons were enumerated. The latter column appeared somewhat superfluous, for to get at the number of the blind it was surely only necessary to add up the lists of the married?—so at least says a Correspondent, signing himself " A WIDE-AWAKE BACHELOR." THE CONTRADICTIONS OF LOVE.—Love is often very contradictory ; for instance, Lovers' Knots are frequently made all the tighter by one particular Not meaning a Yes. A worthy clergyman was roused from his sleep at five o''clock in the morning by loud talking at the side of a fish-pond in his grounds. His reverence put his night-capped head out of the window, and saw three men standing by the side of his pond. "What are you doing there?" said he. "Fishing," said they. "But you are trespassing on my land; you must go away." "Go to bed again," was the rejoinder; " your Master was not in the habit of sending away poor fishermen." The good clergyman could, of course, only turn in again. TWENTY-THREE YEARS.—A youth was lately leaving his aunt's house after a visit, when, finding it was beginning to rain, he caught up an umbrella that was snugly placed in a corner, and was proceeding to open it, when the old lady, who for the first time observed his movements, sprang toward him, exclaiming, " No, no, that you never shall ! I've had that umbrella twenty-three years, and it has never been wet yet ; and I'm sure it sha'n't be wetted now." A SAILOR'S OPINION OF AN OPERA.—When the Pyne-Harrison company were performing at Liverpool, a sea captain, just arrived in port, was presented with a ticket to the opera. When the performance was over he was asked by a friend how he liked it. " Well," answered he, "I know very little about music, and can't pretend to be a judge. I liked some things pretty well; but I rather think that some of them didn't know their business. There was one woman who screeched and tore round, I thought, in an abominable way; and other folks thought so, too, for they made her do it over a second time." NECK AND HEELS.—A young man named Neck has recently been married to Miss Heels. They are now, therefore, literally tied neck and heels together. An eminent artist is about getting up a panorama of a lawsuit. It opens in the year 1, and closes at doomsday! Which is the best way of retaining a woman's affections? —By not returning them. DOMESTIC INTELLIGENCE.ANOTHER PROCLAMATION FROM THE PRESIDENT. WASHINGTON, May 3, 1861.BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES: Whereas, existing exigencies demand immediate and adequate measures for the protection of the national Constitution and the preservation of the national Union by the suppression of the insurrectionary combinations now existing in several States for opposing the laws of the Union and obstructing the execution thereof, to which end a military force in addition to that called forth by my proclamation of the fifteenth day of April in the present year, appears to be indispensably necessary, now, therefore, I, Abraham Lincoln, President of the United States, and Commander-in-Chief of the Army and Navy thereof, and of the Militia of the several States when called into actual service, do hereby call into the service of the United States forty-two thousand and thirty-four volunteers, to serve for a period of three years unless sooner discharged, and to be mustered into service as infantry and cavalry. The proportions of each arm and the details of enrollment and organization will be made through the Department of War ; and I also direct that the regular army of the United States be increased by the addition of eight regiments of infantry, one regiment of cavalry, and one regiment of artillery, making altogether a maximum aggregate increase of twenty-two thousand seven hundred and fourteen, officers and enlisted men, the details of which increase will also be made known through the Department of War ; and I further direct the enlistment for not less than one nor more than three years of eighteen thousand seamen, in addition to the present force, for the naval service of the United States. The details of the enlistment and organization will be made known through the Department of the Navy. The call for volunteers, hereby made, and the direction for the increase of the regular army, and for the enlistment of seamen hereby given, together with the plan of organization adopted for the volunteers and for the regular forces hereby authorized will be submitted to Congress as soon as assembled. In the mean time I earnestly invoke the cooperation of all good citizens in the measures hereby adopted for the effectual suppression of unlawful violence, for the impartial enforcement of constitutional laws, and for the speediest possible restoration of peace and order, and, with those, of happiness and prosperity throughout the country. In testimony whereof, I have hereunto set my hand and caused the seal of the United States to be affixed. Done at the City of Washington this third day of May, in the year of our Lord one thousand eight hundred and sixty-one, and of the Independence of the United States the eighty-fifth. ABRAHAM LINCOLN. By the President, WILLIAM H. SEWARD, Secretary of State. THE POLICY OF THE GOVERNMENT.The following is an extract from a dispatch from Governor Seward, Secretary of State, to Mr. Dayton, Minister at Paris : "There is no difference of opinion whatever between the President and his constitutional advisers, or among those advisers themselves, concerning the policy that has been pursued, and which is now prosecuted by the Administration in regard to the unhappy disturbances existing in the country. The path of executive duty has thus far been too plainly marked out by stern necessity to be mistaken, while the solemnity of the great emergency and the responsibility it involves have extinguished in the public councils every emotion but those of loyalty and patriotism. It is not in the hands of this Administration that this Government is to come to an end at all, much less for want of harmony in devotion to the country. M. Thouvenel's declaration that the United States may rest well assured that no hasty or precipitate action will be taken on the subject of the apprehended application of the insurrectionists for a recognition of the independence of the so-called Confederate States is entirely satisfactory, although it was attended by a reservation of views concerning general principles applicable to cases that need not now be discussed. " In the unofficial conversation, Mr. Faulkner says that he himself expressed the opinion that force would not be resorted to to coerce the so-called seceding States into submission to the Federal authority, and that the only solution of the difficulties would be found in such modifications of the Constitutional compact as would invite the seceding States back into the Union, or a peaceable acquiescence in the assertion of their claim to a separate sovereignty. The time when these questions had any pertinency or plausibility has passed away. The United States waited patiently while their authority was defied in turbulent assemblies and insidious preparations, willing to hope that mediation, offered on all sides, would conciliate and induce the disaffected parties to return to a better mind. But the case is now altogether changed. The insurgents have instituted revolution with open, flagrant, deadly war, to compel the United States to acquiesce in the dismemberment of the Union. The United States have accepted this civil war as an inevitable necessity. The Constitutional remedies for all the complaints of the insurgents are still open to them, and will remain so. But, on the other hand, the land and naval forces of the Union have been put into activity to restore the Federal authority and to save the Union from danger. "You can not be too decided or too explicit in making known to the French government that there is not now, or has there been, nor will there be any—the least—idea existing in this Government of suffering a dissolution of this Union to take place in any way whatever. There will be here only one nation and one government, and there will be the same republic and the same constitutional Union that have already survived a dozen national changes, and changes of government in almost every other country. These will stand hereafter as they are now, objects of human wonder and human affection. You have seen on the eve of your departure the elasticity of the national spirit, the vigor of the national Government, and the lavish devotion of the national treasures to this great cause. Tell M. Thouvenel, then, with the highest consideration and good feeling, that the thought of a dissolution of this Union, peaceably or by force, has never entered into the mind of any candid statesman here, and it is high time that it be dismissed by statesmen in Europe. " I am, Sir, respectfully your obedient servant, "WM. H. Seward. "To WILLIAM L. DAYTON, Esq., etc., etc., etc."
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