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MARCH 28, 1863.] HARPER'S WEEKLY. 199 HOW AN OFFICER MADE LOVE WHILE THE ENEMY MADE WAR.JACOB H— was a nice young man, who, on receiving his appointment as Lieutenant, devoted both time and thought to the proper development and cultivation of his mustache. I do not know that he was quite so particular about his regimental duties; and there were some awkward whispers about the disappearance of the standard which he bore in going into an action, but which he certainly did not carry out of it. He said, however, that it had been shot away, and there was nobody who could positively contradict the assertion; so he remained in the regiment, and at the appointed times went out on his appointed duties. While the army lay before Fredericksburg, in the early part of December, the cavalry of the Left Grand Division picketed the country from Dumfries toward the Rappahannock. The line had been marked out by a staff-officer, whose judgment in such matters was very questionable, and only the most incessant watchfulness could secure the advance posts from surprise and capture. A multitude of woodland roads diverged in every direction, so that cavalry forces could easily get into the rear of the posts. The only thing was to be ready to take advantage of the same intricacy to escape and give the alarm. Every man must be alert to mount and fight and retreat at a moment's notice. Weapons must be at hand, and girths kept tight enough for service; for, surrounded by well-wishers to the rebellion, we had to contend against our ignorance of the rebel motions, while they were kept continually acquainted with ours.
Under these circumstances
Lieutenant H—,
So, like a spider waiting for prey, she dwelt there in her house, watching the movements of our men. Presently Jacob, who had been loitering round, thought that he had better see who lived in the house, and came gallantly up the hill. Mrs. C— was all smiles and courtesy. She did not deny that she was Southern in heart. Her husband was in the Southern army, and she thought that he was right in being there. But it was hard for a poor lonely woman; and our soldiers were so rude. She would feel so much obliged if Lieutenant H— would protect her. She would be very happy if he could take his meals at her house, for then the men would feel that they must not disturb her; and she was sure that a gentleman of Lieutenant H—'s appearance and manners would see that no harm was done. The poor foolish fly thought the spider a very charming creature, and could not see the web into which he was blundering. He accepted the invitation most cordially, thinking that he must certainly have produced an impression. With an air of hospitality, Mrs. C— then ordered her horse to be saddled, telling H— that she would go at once to a neighbor's and provide a pair of chickens for dinner, her own having been all stolen. H— had already arrived at that point when he could see no objection to any thing which she proposed; and in the mean time he kept up an animated conversation, saying many tender things, and casting many enamored glances at his hostess. Of course he tangled himself more and more in the web, letting her find out just what she wished to know. She need not be afraid. She would not meet any of our troops. His were the only ones in that neighborhood, and his pickets were placed in such and such directions. So she rode off, and he returned to his post. While he was away his men, as will always be the case when an officer is not attentive, had removed their weapons, and some had even taken off their saddles. H—'s mind was too much engaged in thinking about the lady to take notice of things relating to his duty, and when his Captain rode up to visit the post he found every thing in this careless state. H— forthwith received a stern reprimand, and a peremptory order to see that his men kept armed and their horses were saddled. For this time he obeyed the order; but by the time two reliefs had gone round all was again in the same condition. What Mrs. C— had been doing may easily be conjectured. She had only to take a short ride to her neighbor's, get the chickens, let fall information of our disposition, and return home as innocently as could be. The chickens had not been picked, however, before a clever negro was making his way with a note to the advance post of General Hampton. The chickens were very tender, the lady tenderer, the Lieutenant tenderest of all. He sat for some time after dinner, describing his military career, his hopes and disappointments, meeting with a delicate sympathy which he had never before received. When they parted it was only to be till tea-time, when the lady promised him some music. And now I am afraid that Jacob, even if he had had brains enough to think of his responsibilities, would have run the risk of capture in order to enjoy the society of a lady who evidently appreciated his excellent qualities far better than the vulgar souls with whom he associated in the regiment. He had met with a congenial spirit, and he looked forward with delight to his three days of picket duty, from which he was generally inclined to hang back. He went over in thought all that he had said, and all that she had replied, and constructed an imaginary conversation for the evening which would be still more delightful. He wondered what songs she would sing, and thought of the comments he could subjoin to the most sentimental. In short, without knowing it, poor Jacob was already in love. The fly had got fatally entangled in the web. As he walked up to supper an old colored woman met him at the door. "Oh, Massa!" she whispered, "don't go in dar. Our sodgers come and cotch you, shu'!" "What is that silly creature saying?" said her mistress, who had slipped out and overheard her speech. "She is always fancying the Southern troops are coming to fight you, ever since she was scared at Dumfries some time ago. I have been waiting for you, and it is very ungallant in you to prefer her conversation to mine!" H— hurried in, and was soon sipping coffee, and thinking it nectar—though it had come from his own haversack originally. The piano was then enlisted in the service, and Mrs. C— was singing some of her sweetest songs with much expression. Suddenly she began to play a march with the full power of the instrument; and it was not until some minutes had passed by that H— distinguished through the music the sound of the galloping of horse. Unfortunate Jacob! His sword was in the supper-room, where he had left it as he sat down. He rushed for it, and bearing it in his hand made for the door. "I will trouble you for that!" said a manly voice; and Jacob had to render his weapon up to an officer in Confederate uniform who stood upon the threshold. Then, oh bitter mortification! he witnessed the charming Mrs. C— rush from the parlor into this officer's arms; and he gnashed his teeth as several unmistakable kisses were given by those lips which had uttered such gentle sounds for him but a little while before! Could he believe his eyes and ears? She was actually laughing at him, joined by her husband! "Take good care of him, Charlie!" she said. "You don't know how dangerous I found him!" And the aforesaid Charlie, bowing very low, thanked him in a tone of mock courtesy for the attention he had paid his wife; assuring him that he would repay it by carrying him on a little visit to his own camp. Poor Jacob could not find a word to reply. He was led off like a lamb; and, escorted by three hundred Southern cavalry, made his first reconnoissance of his own picket line. What was worse, on being exchanged he found that he had been summarily dismissed from service, with loss of all pay and allowances; and he has nothing now to do but to murmur at the injustice of the Government and the treachery of Southern women.
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